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Re: Insultingly Stupid Movie Physics

Postby Shadowwolf » Sep 28th, '09, 21:02

i found this which lists all the episodes/films that that have used the time travel senario


Too bloody many, hence the mess.
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Re: Insultingly Stupid Movie Physics

Postby nemisis39 » Sep 28th, '09, 21:52

but th continunity flows through each
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Re: Insultingly Stupid Movie Physics

Postby M Paul Lloyd » Sep 28th, '09, 23:18

You know, I would accept the idea of time travel with far more enthusiasm if even one single time traveller had bothered to attend the Time Travellers Convention of 2005 http://web.mit.edu/adorai/timetraveler/ (they only held one because that is all you need) and unless some special anti time travel police force is super efficient at stopping all time travel, well they must be a right boring lot. ;)
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Re: Insultingly Stupid Movie Physics

Postby Shadowwolf » Sep 29th, '09, 01:07

but th continunity flows through each


At the risk of being particularly nerdy — which has never stopped me before — in point of fact it does not have continuity. Voyager is the worst abuser and really where the rot from an over abused plot device sets in, creating a mess from which contradictions spring and eventually insulting the entire Trek canon. Now it is not exactly relevant so if one wishes Mr Nemisis I can splain exactly why it is all wrong over on yon Darkside.
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Re: Insultingly Stupid Movie Physics

Postby nemisis39 » Sep 29th, '09, 17:20

ohhh go on then you have piqued my interest :)
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Re: Insultingly Stupid Movie Physics

Postby Shadowwolf » Sep 29th, '09, 21:54

Done :ugeek:
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Re: Insultingly Stupid Movie Physics

Postby The Beige Avenger » Sep 30th, '09, 16:22

Watched a pretty bad movie the other day where they took one of my favourite childhood cartoons, which usually had epic, interesting & evocative stories and proceed it to leave it on the pile of violated childhood icons along with Indie.

In this movie (which I'm sure took absolutely no creative thought whatsoever to write the story) a car gets dropped something like 15 metres to the ground, then gets cut in half... in half people from nose to bum... and... nothing... not even a hint of a flame or a petrol leak.
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Re: Insultingly Stupid Movie Physics

Postby M Paul Lloyd » Sep 30th, '09, 19:21

Must have been a Prius.. :P
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Re: Insultingly Stupid Movie Physics

Postby The Beige Avenger » Oct 1st, '09, 17:13

I'm not saying there should have been an explosion... I would like some continuity in the movie though...

one minute a feather could land on the car and BOOM! up it goes... providing it belongs to a goon. The hero on the other hand can drive though a hail of gunfire on a segway and come out looking like he's been playing 20 minutes of a sunday leaguer...

I'm pretty much bored of these movies... there needs to be substantial robots and laser beams to be of any merit but Michael Bay is making me re-think my entire movie philosophy!! :lol:
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Re: Insultingly Stupid Movie Physics

Postby M Paul Lloyd » Oct 1st, '09, 21:15

Sounds like the A Team problem, loads of guns, thousands of rounds fired and bodies everywhere but not one drop of blood.
Total let down it was. :(
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Re: Insultingly Stupid Movie Physics

Postby Liam Sheppard » Oct 1st, '09, 22:12

did the a-team kill anyone? i thouhgt they just threw away their guns and jumped on the bad guys knocking them out?
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Re: Insultingly Stupid Movie Physics

Postby M Paul Lloyd » Oct 1st, '09, 22:34

Well.... I always assumed that 'death' was inferred in that bullets were fired (usually from .22 Ruger rim-fires and various home made modifications of nail guns) and people fell down.
It was just the total lack of any liquid red stuff that always made me chuckle.....

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Re: Insultingly Stupid Movie Physics

Postby Shadowwolf » Oct 5th, '09, 00:38

You are forgiven :lol:
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Re: Insultingly Stupid Movie Physics

Postby worldmaker » Oct 22nd, '09, 20:41

M Paul Lloyd wrote:You know, I would accept the idea of time travel with far more enthusiasm if even one single time traveller had bothered to attend the Time Travellers Convention of 2005 http://web.mit.edu/adorai/timetraveler/ (they only held one because that is all you need) and unless some special anti time travel police force is super efficient at stopping all time travel, well they must be a right boring lot. ;)


Hmmm, let's see...
(a) attend a conference, or
(b) hit the surf.

If you have time travel you've got to have Priorities, a bit like the Prime Directive, only really smarter.

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Re: Insultingly Stupid Movie Physics

Postby worldmaker » Oct 22nd, '09, 20:44

M Paul Lloyd wrote:Sounds like the A Team problem, loads of guns, thousands of rounds fired and bodies everywhere but not one drop of blood.
Total let down it was. :(


And why were they called the A-Team? A good special forces unit would be one-shot-one-kill.
A for amateurs?

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Re: Insultingly Stupid Movie Physics

Postby Shadowwolf » Oct 23rd, '09, 01:03

A for Awesome FOOL!

If you have time travel you've got to have Priorities, a bit like the Prime Directive, only really smarter.


Yep, I just cannot see why any would think just because they held a conference that were time-travel real, then a traveler would have to show up; many a good reason why no one would show, including that time-travel is not possible.
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Re: Insultingly Stupid Movie Physics

Postby M Paul Lloyd » Oct 23rd, '09, 06:35

Excellent Mr.T quote there Mr.S. ;)

On the subject of the Time Travellers Convention, maybe they were all warned off with 'attend at your peril' memos floating throughout all time? :)

Thing is, if time travel were possible surely someone would eventually get curious and poke there nose in?

Or perhaps not, after all it was hardly an auspicious affair, it rained, they had no live band and the buffet consisted of what was in the campus cafeteria and it was booze free bar.

Er........ :mrgreen:
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Re: Insultingly Stupid Movie Physics

Postby nemisis39 » Oct 23rd, '09, 20:35

And why were they called the A-Team? A good special forces unit would be one-shot-one-kill.
A for amateurs?


Although not directly referenced in the series, the name of the show comes from "A-Teams", the nickname for Operational Detachments Alpha (ODA). The US Army Special Forces uses the term ODA for their 12-man direct operations teams (nerdisam again :lol: ;) )

only one person was killed in the whole series but i forget the name ill do a little digging ;)
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Re: Insultingly Stupid Movie Physics

Postby M Paul Lloyd » Oct 23rd, '09, 22:41

Probably the director. ;)
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Re: Insultingly Stupid Movie Physics

Postby Shadowwolf » Oct 23rd, '09, 23:01

...it was booze free bar.


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