See!!! Again, Shadowolf, stop being so pessimistic!
I imagine it must have made the milk taste funny though. It looks like an annihilated out-of-date cucumber!
In fact, I think we can all do better than that. We should all set up a good old alien hoax between us. I'll get the alien from left over dead rabbit that we are always finding behind the shed at work, someone can make some obscure looking metal disc with LED lights on, attach it to a stick and then float it precariously close to a building with wierd noises provided from another source. Sell it to The Sun who will no doubt put it on their front page and pay us hundreds for the story!
Who's with me?.....Anybody.....
Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.